Rhyme Review – Spider-Man (PS4)

From dragon to lombax to whatever Fuse is,

Insomniac refuses to be booted,

One of the best to ever produce hits?

Their latest effort, Spider-Man, proves this,

The movement is intuitive, smooth, quick,

Just moving around the city brings amusement,

They’ve nailed the bustling of NYC

And how its citizens look – look at the boat NPCs,

Unlike those textures the fighting is slick,

Accessible but in depth and full if you dig,

The story is epic, well paced and mixed

With a variety of mission styles, most are lit,

… I say most ’cause holy shit, fuck the MJ sections,

I’d rather have a katana shoved in my midsection

Than play those slow, repetitive areas again,

Why couldn’t they shoot me instead of Uncle Ben?

Overall, though, the game is a classic,

Insomniac continue to have this art mastered,

Whether abusing photo mode, doing the puzzles or blasting

Criminals in free roam, it’s gaming’s best portrayal of spandex

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