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“Squarespace is partnered with over 7 billion people worldwide”, a Squarespace representative said in the press release, “with more to be added once they sign the contract (i.e. have their birth certificate created)”.
When researching this topic, our editor could only find one person that actually isn’t sponsored by them – Hallash’jsidhs wjajj’qoai, a woman who lives in an uncharted jungle closed off from the rest of civilisation. When we-
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